JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14
This is a pretty good breakdown.
balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath
THE THINGS YOU SEE WHEN YOU HAVE LITTLE COUSINS.
BUBBLE GUPPIES DID A PARODY OF LADY GAGA’S “POKER FACE”
i’M FUCKING CRYIng
100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.
reblogging bc this seems really useful
Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.