I don't have ships, I have an ARMADA

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

tyleroakley:

troyesivan:

i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are

update:

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

3liza:

be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14

gyuunyuuu:

This is a pretty good breakdown.

plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

intelligentairhead:

all1sees:

THE THINGS YOU SEE WHEN YOU HAVE LITTLE COUSINS.

BUBBLE GUPPIES DID A PARODY OF LADY GAGA’S “POKER FACE”

i’M FUCKING CRYIng

WHY

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

robomallcop:

vriskers-serkitty:

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

no ones gonna notice the tiki from lilo and stitch on Dash’s shirt?


Jack jacks eyebrow game

robomallcop:

vriskers-serkitty:

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

no ones gonna notice the tiki from lilo and stitch on Dash’s shirt?

Jack jacks eyebrow game